The odd days and tales of Lunais
I don't even know how to begin with. I guess I'll start with my name, Lunais. I was born in Juarez city, Mexico and I've been living here most of my life. I study art at the Universidad Autonoma de Ciudad Juarez (juarez university....awesome place, crappy teachers). The thing is, up to this point I led a very weird life and I would like to share it with anybody who stumbles upon this blog. Now, I am not the most interesting person in the world, never defeated a taco monster while my teammates bled to death nor saved Mexico in a revolucion using my sharp sombrero as main weapon. But I can do tell ya, I've got more tricks than your local hooker.
Frankly what I really want to tell you about, random reader, it's about two things. First: how and why I've only started fully living a year and half ago. And second, tales of my own imagination, written since I was eleven. Naturally, I hope you like what I put here and I thank you in advance ;D
Reblogged from hail-thor-everyday
This was the funniest thing to me the first time I heard it.
Woo hoo hoo hoo.
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Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.
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rebloggin just for ma chavo.
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oh my GOD
Im crying
jfc
CHOKING- AIR WHAT IS
FOREVER
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Reblogged from snapshot19
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
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Argonian design through the games in The Elder Scrolls series.
